Boomer Syndrome

A person born with the unfortunate qualoties of a boomer. This is not affected by either their age or other personality traits.
A boomer is a person who may be unable to understand such things as climate change or popular culture.

Person A: Back in my da-
Person B: I've heard enough, I diagnose you with boomer syndrome.

by MrDuuk August 25, 2020

boomer (s)

1. slang for psychedelic mushrooms
2. a nickname for a (loud) father

those were pretty good boomers you got last week.

i really hate it when boomer doesn't wear a belt.

by blistre April 18, 2005

Nosey Boomer

nos·ey boom·er
adj.

1. Informal. The large sh*t nuggets that erupt from the nostrils of an enraged deity.

"Butt fungled and violated by the rollin' Jugg, Chuck Norris goes berserk, the shit nuggets that spewed from his nostrils that day marked the first recorded 'Nosey Boomer'."

"Oh shit Norris' shit nuggets are raining like hell!"

by ThaShame July 8, 2006

Suicide Boomer

It’s the Covid version of a Suicide Bomber where a Boomer ignores the CDC, scientists, medical professionals, and millennials during a pandemic that ends up making themselves and others die or become extremely sick.

I saw another suicide boomer at the grocery store today.

by CraigWho?! March 25, 2020

Boomer Click

When one accidentally does something on an electronic device leading to an unintended consequence such as looking something up you didn't mean to or sending a text you didn't mean to.

John: I just boomer clicked and somehow sent my ex girlfriend a text

by BoomerMan69 December 24, 2019

Crybaby boomer

People born towards the end of the baby boomer generation. Although they rode the coattails of the Golden age before them, dodged drafts, fought in no great wars, missed out on the civil rights movement. They let their political indifference and let greed consume them through midlife they now find themselves in the uncomfortable position of passing all the problems they created on the next generations without shouldering any of the responsibility. MAGA is their slogan but they had no part of making America great in the first place and surely won’t help its future.

“Man, David sure is a crotchety old geezer, isn’t he? All he does is whine about how the world has gone to hell but his generation is what brought us here.”
“Yeah he sure is a crybaby boomer”

by BranMcRay May 2, 2019

Boomer Fit

The tantrum thrown by grown middle to upper age white males and females who feel as if they have earned the right to always get their way and should be seen as superior to all others.

Karen pitched a boomer fit when the hairdresser told her they had no available appointments until the following week.

by T9J94x4 September 21, 2021