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Howdy Booty Time 

Howdy Booty Time — A silly answer to give your wife if she ever asks you what time it is. This rejoinder is based on the show opening for the vintage children’s television program “The Howdy Dooty Show” which ran from 1947 to 1960.

The approach makes your wife laugh and two out of three times she will get up off of some ass because cuteness is an aphrodisiac.

This technique cannot be over used because it loses both its potency and its cuteness rapidly; you have to pick your moments with this particular approach. “Howdy Booty Time” is good for at least two out of the 104 average yearly sex acts in the context of a fun marriage.

The secret of both life and cheap joke telling is timing. Do not fault this technique if it fails to work for you — the fault is in your timing and delivery.

This move is known as “Aristocrats’ of Wife Propositioning”. The skill in telling the joke is in creating a lead up to the punchline that makes this oft told tale funny.

Good comedians test their skill with “The Aristocrats”; and husbands who remain lovers test themselves with “ Howdy Booty Time”.

The key is is in crafting a set up so creative that it makes the punchline both cute and funny.

NEVER ANSWER THE “QUESTION: WHAT TIME IS IT” IF YOU GO TO PRISON.

NEVER!!!!!!!!
WIFE: Hey honey, what time is it?

HUSBAND (imitating Wesley Snipes in both Blade and Passenger 57 while dinings a pair of really cool sunglasses): It’s Howdy Booty Time — we have a good arrangement; you have the booty and I can wear it out ALWAYS BET ON BLACK!!!!!

Wife (walking back towards the bedroom): You’re so stupid!!!! Leave the sunglasses on!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand scene!!!!!!!!

boaby time 

When a man, usually drunk gets naked and rubs his testies and boaby on an unsuspected victim
Rambo : Oh skull wit times it?
Skull : Um......Its 5'oc....
Rambo : NAW BOABY TIME *jumps on skull and rubs balls and penis on his head*
Skull : Oh Noez, Boaby timed.
boaby time by Raymond Ramsay December 29, 2007

booty time 

Anytime that you think you will be getting to have sex, or the feeling that you need to engage in a sexual act. I guess booty or booty time probably originated from, "brothers" referring to getting with a girl because the large buttock seems to be desired of them. Booty time is a two part word.
If you are excited about going to the bar and finding that special one night someone, you might tell your friends, "It's bootytime". Or if you get hit on by a special someone you might say to your self or anyone near by when the person who engaged you is not listening, "Its booty time".
booty time by voodooredfrog April 5, 2008

boob boob time 

The time when your significant other's breasts are both exposed and you get to play with them.
It started as boob time, but soon it turned into boob boob time as neither of us could resist.
boob boob time by Killerdude23233 October 8, 2017

Booty Time 

A time of the day to get that well deserved, juicy, booty from the one special women.
Hey gf, It's booty time

boob-time 

The feeling one gets when experiencing a moment of ecstacy or pleasure.
When you climb a mountain and do a 360 degree turn and can see the land in all directions and getting a feeling of euphoria, that is boob-time.

When you are at a rock show and have had a couple beers and can't stop dancing because the band is rocking so hard, that is boob-time.
boob-time by Twinscales fan November 3, 2008