1) a married man's gay lover; one who sucks the cock of a man who has provided his vows to love a woman for the rest of his life. One who said he do but didn't did.
2) a term of endearment
"So you've been married, what, twelve years?"
"Yeah. We said our vows, he said he'd do but didn't did"
"So who's Warren?"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!