Bonos

Unit of measurement for smugness.

The name derives from the popular Irish pop singer Bono, who himself defines the word smug.

Bonai is sometimes used instead of Bonos, however, usage of Bonai will increase your own smugness by 1 Bonos unit.

Different scales are in use, though 1-10 is the common norm.
The actual value of a top score Bonos is ever expanding as Bono reaches new levels.

Did you see George Clooney's acceptance speech at the Oscars last night? That almost broke the Bonos scale.

by Knold August 25, 2012

bono

doesnt know the number 4 in spanish

Bono: "uno! dos! tres! catorce!"

by J 0 K A February 22, 2005

bono

Wannabe American, Irish narcissist, who reckons he has a God given right to preach at politicians about what's wrong with the world while hoarding his own obscene wealth where taxes can't touch him. Still peddles his bland, pompous, corporate music around the world, charging $100 a ticket so people can watch him disappear further up his own arse.

Bono is a smug, self-righteous, wanker.

by Jack1983 November 26, 2006

Bono

The vocalist and sometimes guitarist of the Irish rock group U2

Bono's real name is Paul David Hewson

by Shadow November 4, 2004

Bono

Meaning very good. Derived from the italian root buono.

Me: Damn bruh, my peen hard as fuck
Homie: Das muy bono
Me: ;(
Homie: By the way, is your mom still single?
Me: My mom? Sad.

by Fat Cock Gamer February 28, 2021

Bono

The biggest crap a man has ever taken.

Bono is literally the biggest piece of shit in the world.

by fxckyoubxtches September 12, 2010

bono

An annoying narcisist

Irish slang for cunt

It stank like a rank bono.

by willg November 8, 2008