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Boneheart 

When a girl is so angelically beautiful yet also devilishly seductive that seeing her picture gives a man a boner and also brings him to tears.
1.) Dude: The first time I saw you, you gave me a mean boneheart. I think I'm in love.
Chick: That's so sweet!

2.) That substitute teacher is so fine it's embarrassing. If I see her in public, I start to tear up, and also get an erection that lasts over 4 hours. My doctor says it's just a boneheart and it's nothing to worry about.
Boneheart by firemanic July 2, 2018
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Bonehead5000 

Me
Bonehead5000 makes urban dictionary definitions
Bonehead5000 by Bonehead5000 July 11, 2020

Bonehenge 

A facility from which to base research, exhibit preparation and display, marine conservation, educational programming, outreach, publications, and stranded specimen collection/maintenance that focus on cetaceans (whales, dolphins, and porpoises), past and present.
The Sperm Whale skeleton was articulated at the Beaufort Bonehenge Whale Center
Bonehenge by BeaufortBones December 30, 2017

bonehurt 

A painfull erection that generally occurs from too much sexual activity or masterbation.
Ugh, I had a bonehurt for like three hours last night.

John jerks off so much that he always gets bonehurts.
bonehurt by Schlosser December 11, 2007

boneheim 

A unbelievably blowin' it, wannabe dork.
Check out that boneheim with the Judas Priest T-Shirt and Wrangler Jeans.
boneheim by klezala April 6, 2005

bonehouse 

1. A sexual act performed be penetrating any and all holes of the head.

2. The title of adam and jacob's dorm room
1. I can't believe what a freak i found last night. She begged for the bonehouse until i tore her retina.

2. After a long night of postgaming, i woke up in the bonehouse.

3. the bonehouse is so messy, all they ever do is play super smash bros.
bonehouse by moshea nosha April 7, 2008