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Boner Sweats 

Tight sweatpants that when worn accentuate the engorged male genital.
Dude, did you see Joe? He has his boner sweats on... awkward.
Boner Sweats by Mr. Bitches April 20, 2008

Sweatshirt Boner 

The bump that sticks out when you sit while wearing a zip-up sweatshirt.

...Everybody's got them, but nobody wants them...
I shouldn't have worn my new zip-up hoodie today. I had to hide my sweatshirt boner every time I sat down.
Sweatshirt Boner by CourtKase March 5, 2011

sweater boner 

when you are sitting down and a piece of clothing (i.e a sweater or sweat pants) makes it appear that you have an erection
guy one: oh shit man

guy two: what?

guy one: i got a major sweater boner.(pulls on sweater) i hope no one noticed
sweater boner by awwshitman April 11, 2010

sweat boner 

When it's so hot and humid outside and your ass and taint area sweat, you get an erection just by your wet underwear.
Why is this wedding outside? It's over 95 out here! I'm getting a sweat boner just standing here.
sweat boner by Brigado May 3, 2011

sweat pant boner

1.When one achieves a penile erection whilst wearing sweat pants, making the erection extremely noticeable
2.a stiffness of the sweat pant
1." I can't get up right now, everyone will see my sweat pant boner."
sweat pant boner by D-bo January 20, 2007
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026