Boner Sweats

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Tight sweatpants that when worn accentuate the engorged male genital.

Dude, did you see Joe? He has his boner sweats on... awkward.

Boner Sweats by Mr. Bitches April 18, 2008

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Boner Sweats

Tight sweatpants that when worn accentuate the engorged male genital.

Dude, did you see Joe? He has his boner sweats on... awkward.

Boner Sweats by Mr. Bitches April 20, 2008

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Boner Sweats • Sweatshirt Boner • sweat boner • sweat pant boner • boner • boner-killer • Boner Kill • boner shrinker • boner-face • boner-rific

Sweatshirt Boner

The bump that sticks out when you sit while wearing a zip-up sweatshirt.

...Everybody's got them, but nobody wants them...

I shouldn't have worn my new zip-up hoodie today. I had to hide my sweatshirt boner every time I sat down.

Sweatshirt Boner by CourtKase March 5, 2011

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sweater boner

when you are sitting down and a piece of clothing (i.e a sweater or sweat pants) makes it appear that you have an erection

guy one: oh shit man

guy two: what?

guy one: i got a major sweater boner.(pulls on sweater) i hope no one noticed

sweater boner by awwshitman April 11, 2010

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sweat boner

When it's so hot and humid outside and your ass and taint area sweat, you get an erection just by your wet underwear.

Why is this wedding outside? It's over 95 out here! I'm getting a sweat boner just standing here.

sweat boner by Brigado May 3, 2011

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sweat pant boner

1.When one achieves a penile erection whilst wearing sweat pants, making the erection extremely noticeable
2.a stiffness of the sweat pant

1." I can't get up right now, everyone will see my sweat pant boner."

sweat pant boner by D-bo January 20, 2007

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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