Boner Magic

n. To take one's penis and bend it backwards (fruitbasket) while erect and receive felatio from behind.

Dood, she wouldn't give me any boner magic, so I took her by the hand and gave her a grand. She totally had her nose in my backpussy.

by bmoor17 February 18, 2009

magic jay bone

slang term for a rolled marijuana cigarette.

"I sure do like to smoke me a magic jay bone!"

by titmouse August 1, 2006

Bone magician

He who controls the bones is considered a bone magician.

I wanted to be a spectacular necromancer but everyone calls me a lousy bone magician.

by YeastyBoy October 19, 2020

Bonermatic

When you see a girl that is so HOT she is instantly gives you a boner.

I was hanging out the other day and this dime walked by damn she was bonermatic.

by Silverhoss99 October 13, 2011