Boner Bandit

1.) A more polite name given to a whore or slut. A Boner bandit has sex with many people thus metaphorically taking their boners.
2.) A crazy person who literally cuts of people's boners.

Scott: Dude, I totally have a date with Jessica on Friday.
Adam: Dude, Jessica's a total boner bandit.
Scott: Wait what?
Adam: She's a slut dude. She'll steal your boner and make you feel bad about yourself.

by ThisisTubbs January 11, 2011