Boner

When a man/boy is sexually aroused and their (penis) moves in an up motion causing the pants to (bulge).

(Finn): Tracy is so hot. She always gives me a boner.
Jack: Me too. Last night, I had a wet dream about her and Amy.
Han: You guys are so right but youre missing someone out.
Jack & Finn: Who?
Han: (Sabrina) of course! She's (so sexy)...Keeps giving me boners.

by Panda who loves sex May 18, 2020

Boner

Half ate chicken leg in KFC that people just hang around sometimes.

People commonly find them in the morning because of the night before or when they hang out and kiss their homies goodnight or when they hug god Shinno.

"Oh I have a boner"
-Seunghwan

by hugokancer666 October 23, 2018

Boner

When your banana rises

I think i'm having a boner

by Entye February 19, 2019

Boner

Boner, a dumb action or idea.

He pulled a BONER thinking it would be funny to jump off the roof on to his car.

by Professor151 February 25, 2018

Boner

1. An erection.

2. A convenient way to describe anything long and hard.

1. "I have a massive boner."

2. "Dude, this day is boner."

by The Navas October 27, 2013

Boner

When your cock goes really hard.

Child: Daddy, what is sticking out of your pants?
Dad: Oh, that's a boner.

by Fabio Fobbs February 5, 2012

Boner

adj.
Used to describe something that was excellent and pleasing to the senses, causing you to get a little too excited

Charlie: Dude, did you see the Led Zeppelin concert last night? Because it was totally boner.
Mike: I didn’t, but I bet you had a great time!

by BloatedPp534 February 9, 2019