The tightening of the urethral sphincter to prevent the flow of urine. Increased blood flow to the penis constricts the urethra so you don't piss yourself in your sleep.
by IamRob September 2, 2017
The lines that like connect to a guys dick like vagina bones but for guys unless you a guy with a pussy if you a guy with a pussy you got vagina bones
Streety: SEARCHING FOR THE BONER LINE
Banquo: ITS ACTUALLY CRUCIAL TO THE MISSION OF CIS MEN
Streety: MISSION
Banquo: ITS ACTUALLY CRUCIAL TO THE MISSION OF CIS MEN
Streety: MISSION
by Your Lord and Saviour May 20, 2023
When you get a crush on almost every mildly attractive older woman you come in contact with
usually happens to boys around 12-18. right around that time, you get horny over your teachers, mom's friend (s), and maybe even therapist.
usually happens to boys around 12-18. right around that time, you get horny over your teachers, mom's friend (s), and maybe even therapist.
Teacher: Jarrad I called on you, please stand up.
Student: ok fine *stands up*
Teacher: oh boy, Jarrad did I cause that?
Student: cause what?
Teacher: Look at your crotch area
Student: Oh sh-
Teacher: it's ok, stay after class and maybe I can help you with your Puberty Boner that I caused *winks*
Student: Ok thanks!
Student: ok fine *stands up*
Teacher: oh boy, Jarrad did I cause that?
Student: cause what?
Teacher: Look at your crotch area
Student: Oh sh-
Teacher: it's ok, stay after class and maybe I can help you with your Puberty Boner that I caused *winks*
Student: Ok thanks!
by AyKay(Kayla) January 28, 2023
The excitement you get from being retweeted.
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by Bassgypsy November 6, 2013
me: do you speak mandarin?
friend 1: no
me: of course you don't its a fruit
friend1 : goddammit i have a humour boner
( 2 d's in goddammit cause of humour boner)
friend 1: no
me: of course you don't its a fruit
friend1 : goddammit i have a humour boner
( 2 d's in goddammit cause of humour boner)
by humor boner maker May 20, 2018