Bollocks

A word which could mean any of the following, among other things:
1.Nonsense;bullshit
2.Testicles

1. Well that's complete bollocks.
2. Shut up or I'll kick your bollocks in!

by The Mad Milliner June 14, 2007

bollocks

A drunk man running around in a kiddie pool in a speedo at a party.

The bollocks scared away half the girls at the party.

by Buck Rick Alter November 8, 2009

bollock

gonad, ball, testicle. pl. Bollocks

He's dropped a bollock. He's made a mistake. (i.e. he's made a schoolboy error)
You're gonna get a bollocking now.
You're in for a right telling off (i.e. kick in the balls)

by Steven Norgate January 31, 2003

Bollocks

1. Male gonads
2. Utter rubbish. Bullshit,

Why are you reading the Urban Dictionary? Everyone knows it's full of bollocks.

by Adrian Petyt December 17, 2003

Bollocks

1.An exclaimation.
2.Testicals.
3.Used to describe something that wasn't good.

1.'Argh! Bollocks! I'm stuck!'
2.'She whacked him in the bollocks!'
3.'Paris Hilton's acting is complete bollocks!'

by Roxy411 July 28, 2005

Bollocks

a term i use when i run out of weed

bollocks, i've got no more weed

by tugger October 10, 2003

Bollocks

What you say when Job Tracker crashes

by Anonymous August 15, 2003