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A site where bored Japanese people bite back their laughter.
If you laugh, you will get a big eye roll from the teacher.
Most users are students with low-level brains
暇だなぁー先生に見つからないように sp.bokete.com を見よう!
グフグフグフ
あっ先生!!
Bokete by パンツ November 29, 2022
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biketender

The definition of a biketender is a person who delivers alcohol on a bike between the hours of 2:00 PM to 6:00 PM
"I called the biketender at 3:30 to bring me some drinks"
biketender by PINK KORELL LOVER January 26, 2017
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baketease 

1. verb: the act of making baked goods and allowing their delicious smells to fill the air but not sharing those baked goods with others.

2. noun: a person who baketeases, or a situation in which baketeasing has occurred.
1. Jen is so rude, she baketeased me last week! When I walked into her house it smelled like chocolate chip cookies, but she didn't offer me any.

2. Dude, I smell cake, and I'm hungry. Don't be a baketease- make sure to give me some of what you made.
baketease by Pismo Pete May 28, 2007
To gaze vacantly into the distance without thinking.

Origin: Japanese
The dick left her in boketto for many hours.
Boketto by Wimpy Masochist December 10, 2015
1:(Bo Ket) A word mean the sexual intercorse or a swollen blister.
2:A word meaning unshavin nostrils
-Wow dude i Have extreme Boket.
-I have a fat boket on my lip its about to pop.
-Wow dude that was the best boket she was hardcore.
Boket by Freakin Roberto October 5, 2005

bokte jebo 

Balkan swear word that means "god fuck you"
Disi marko bokte jebo!

Znas li gdje je lea? Kako da ja znam bokte jebo!
bokte jebo by Baked patato 212 October 1, 2020
A derogatorty term used to describe a black male derived from both Bo Jackson and Derek Jeter.
Nutz: Yo Ugs, have you seen Saw II?
Ugs: Yeah dawg, what was your favorite part?
Nutz: When that stupid bojeter got his neck twister around by that machine.
Ugs: I figadeal you, I need to use that thing on this bojeter who keeps stealing my lunch money.
bojeter by BRHU July 20, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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