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Bobby Mong 

If your penis and testicles were removed, then you will have a lump where they used to be. This is called a bobby mong.

If you don't exercise your bobby mong then it will explode to become a bobby hole.

This can happen to women too but only in rare and gruesome circumstances.
Dude 1: "Hey, I heard James has a bobby mong"
Dude 2: "I wanna slap that shit"
Dude 1: "what"
Dude 2: "what"
Bobby Mong by Sam The Holy Ham January 20, 2019
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booby monger 

1) you.

2) someone who mongers boobies.

3) someone who frequents boobies.
booby monger by Zartanis July 16, 2009