When you’re fueling up the boat, buzzed up and invite a big fake tittle drama queentramp who causes problems with all on board and you leave her at the dock without a ride home.
That bitch is crazy, give here a boattramp check to teach her to chill out.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).