Blurst 

A substitute for the word worse, only used in extreme cases, and only used by 1000 monkeys typing at 1000 typerwriters.

"'It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times'?!, you stupid monkey!"

Blurst by mollar April 19, 2007

Blurst 

Like worst... but so much blurse.

You wished her death and pain for her birthday?! That's what I wished her! This is the blurst embarassment ever.

Blurst by MrGlass December 28, 2003

Blurst 

Putting too much liquid into your mouth and when swallowing, it goes every where.

The shot was too big and he blurst all over himself.

Blurst by YoYo-Pete January 11, 2007

blurst 

A mixture between burst and blast; when someone enters a room quickly.

Jamie: I'm going to move this box out the way in case James blursts through the door.

blurst by Peter J Williams January 7, 2008

Blurst 

Combination of bleeding while at the same time bursting. Usually refers to the bursting of blood out one's crevices. Can sometime relate to periods, or large fits of laughter, zit poppings, deficating, or throwing up.

I went to the bathroom and blursted all over the toilets.

Blurst by BlurstingBall May 6, 2010

Blurst 

Sexual: a semi-unexpected, yet satisfying orgasm

Comical: a sudden outburst of loud, exploding laughter

I was banging Leyla's brains out last night and it was so good I just blursted in like 10 minutes!

Blurst by IEATRICE August 22, 2008

the blurst 

1) The best of the worst

2) The best of times and the worst of times

1) That new goregrind band is the blurst!

2) My family reniuon was the blurst! It started off great, and then everyone got drunk and started fighting.

the blurst by sam ward June 15, 2007