blurps 

The act of simultaneously burping and vomiting - usually projectile style.

Mama, I just done blurps all over my bed.

Mama, I blurpsed all over your bed.

Muuuuuum, oh no, I bin blurpsing again!

blurps by @KingTybo February 3, 2010

the Blurps 

Blurpt:
1. When the cops hit the sirens.
2. When you get in trouble with an authority figure.

_props to Hyphy from the hip hop forums.com_

this is the previous definition:

The act of simultaneously burping and vomiting - usually projectile style

which is not very hip hop to do while driving your ride.

I got the Blurps.................when the ooooo be on ya hit the gas.

the Blurps by Mcsaw July 8, 2010

Blursday 

The day you are presently living but have no idea what day it actually is.

Today must be blursday because I have no idea what day it is.

Blursday by JDS12 March 30, 2020

Blumpster

A person who often gets blow-jobs on the toilet

Dane Derouin (Famous Hate Model) is a blumpster

Blumpster by 9289515257 May 16, 2011

Blurplefy 

The act of taking one's Discord profile picture and changing the colours to be only Blurple, Discord's main colour, and White. (Occasionally Dark Blurple, if necessary)

"Yo, dude, I've just joined Project Blurple. You gonna join as well?"

"Yeah. Isn't that the place where you Blurplefy your image?"

Blurplefy by GamesForDays2 June 10, 2018

blursday 

When you’ve been sheltering in place for so long because of a global pandemic you have no idea what day it is as they all blur together. Blursday!

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, blursday, blursday, blursday and blursday

blursday by DarleneOliviaPope September 23, 2020

Blursed 

Blessed and cursed at the same time

*Picture of dog trying to put another dog in his mouth*
Blursed
Cursed because a dog is trying to eat another dog
Blessed because dogs are cute

Blursed by Wideeyedweirdo August 25, 2020