blunter

A gigantic shit that completely fills the toilet and stinks to high hell

So the other day I went to the Polish deli and got one of their big meat sandwiches. This morning I took a big Polish blunter.

by Blunter bob October 5, 2016

Blunter Fingers

When a person develops a skill for rolling blunts.

This cat right heres' got blunter fingers.

by thomas cramner October 22, 2008

G Blunter

One who smokes many blunts and is very skilled at the task of blunt smoking. Often pronounced in a British accent.

Did you see that hit he just took? That my friends is a G Blunter if I've ever seen one.

by Gblunter December 17, 2008

Blunderbussin Shmogoggular

A person who has reached the pinnacle of whatever it is that can be, this person is beyond time space and existence as we know it. To be called this is confirmation that you are one of the most based individuals to ever exist.

"That bloke is a real Blunderbussin Shmogoggular"

by ^Tree July 9, 2022

Blusterfuck

A grumpy old man who can't be bothered with anything, has all his life been in a bad mood, and generally, has a dark cloud over his head.

You, Mr. Smith, are an old blusterfuck! You have been in a bad mood for forty years, can't be bothered with anything, and you steal my happiness every time you darken my door.

by Fed up September 8, 2018

mad blunted

Smoking a massive amount of blunts in a short period of time

"Yo nigga last nite i was mad blunted"

"I know son, i was MAD BLUNTED"

by PhiL dA CooKa June 29, 2009

sunder blunder

A destructive, albeit amusing, party foul.

Dude you just woke up the entire house with your vomiting? What a sunder blunder.

by trinity2010 July 13, 2010