Blue Moon Dust 

"That powder, called Blue Moon Dust, is an extremely rare dust that can be gotten only from twin pixies that have been born at midnight during a blue moon."

Side affects include-
"It did not just change his appearance, it actually turned him back into his old self. He will remember nothing that happened to him after the age of 16. However, there is a downside to this Blue Moon Dust. It literally divides the evil from the good in a person. What we have here is the good half. His evil side is still out there, which is why we must go on with the plan."

it makes you lie, bleed out of your anus, have uncontrollable diareah, and call everyone who brings blue moon dust up 'jackie'. you will also have an uncontrollable urge to eat chneider dogs. and you have to be called a "mannibal cowflag"

"OH I GUESS YOU DIED FROM ANAL BLEEDING BECAUSE OF THE BLUE MOON DUST, DIDN'T YOU? I WARNED YOU ABOUT IT, BUTTT NOOOO! I GUESS YOU CAN JUST EAT SOME MORE CHNEIDER DOGS, MANNIBAL COWFLAG!!"

Blue Moon Dust by Shirley <3 and Fins August 10, 2005

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012