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Blue Badged

Gay slang meaning that you've been fucked so hard that you've been rendered disabled and now qualify for a disability parking permit or 'blue badge'.
Jesus, Stephen blue badged me so hard last night, I'm in danger of a prolapse.
Blue Badged by rambodora July 3, 2014
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the blue badge of faggotry 

A "verified" user checkmark found next to the username of anyone stupid enough to give their personal information to twitter, such as a celebrity or public official, but most of the time found next to the usernames of has-been journalists and complete nobodies. The badge is named for it's blue coloration, and the fact users possessing the blue badge of faggotry tend to enjoy broadcasting their [retarded], uninformed, usually left-wing leaning opinions over the virtual soapbox.
When you see someone acting retarded on twitter, look for the blue badge of faggotry.

blue bagged 

when you go to buy weed from a guy and he hands u a bag of shit that you cant even tell is weed because its in an opaque blue bag. usualy filled with no buds, bad shake, and shitty regs or very low middies. if u get blue bagged, promptly hand it back and swiftly roundhouse the dealer in the temple, right bi-cuspid, or any vital extremities.
guy one: did u pick up that 1/8th from that sketchy new guy last night.

guy two: nahh son, he blue bagged me and try to sell me a bag of paprika.

guy one: damn...that shit aint even green
blue bagged by ebey the crime dog February 11, 2009

Blue Badge Wank 

A Blue badge wank is achieved when one goes on to a adult cam site and randomly finds an adult with a disability and engages in mutual masturbation.
Mr Ford drank half a bottle of whiskey last night and had his first blue badge experience.
Or Better known as The Blue Badge Wank
Blue Badge Wank by Dr Form November 1, 2020

blue badge barry 

Hes a right blue badge barry him!

blue peter badge

is when you get a girl to give you a blow job whilsr humming the blue peter theme tune
get a girl to hum the blue peter theme song whilst giving you a blow job enase the phrase i got a blue peter badge last night
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“No way, is that cake?”
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Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

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Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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