Blue Badged

Gay slang meaning that you've been fucked so hard that you've been rendered disabled and now qualify for a disability parking permit or 'blue badge'.

Jesus, Stephen blue badged me so hard last night, I'm in danger of a prolapse.

Blue Badged by rambodora July 3, 2014

the blue badge of faggotry 

A "verified" user checkmark found next to the username of anyone stupid enough to give their personal information to twitter, such as a celebrity or public official, but most of the time found next to the usernames of has-been journalists and complete nobodies. The badge is named for it's blue coloration, and the fact users possessing the blue badge of faggotry tend to enjoy broadcasting their retarded, uninformed, usually left-wing leaning opinions over the virtual soapbox.

When you see someone acting retarded on twitter, look for the blue badge of faggotry.

the blue badge of faggotry by Dr_dude April 19, 2019

blue bagged 

when you go to buy weed from a guy and he hands u a bag of shit that you cant even tell is weed because its in an opaque blue bag. usualy filled with no buds, bad shake, and shitty regs or very low middies. if u get blue bagged, promptly hand it back and swiftly roundhouse the dealer in the temple, right bi-cuspid, or any vital extremities.

guy one: did u pick up that 1/8th from that sketchy new guy last night.

guy two: nahh son, he blue bagged me and try to sell me a bag of paprika.

guy one: damn...that shit aint even green

blue bagged by ebey the crime dog February 11, 2009

Blue Badge Wank 

A Blue badge wank is achieved when one goes on to a adult cam site and randomly finds an adult with a disability and engages in mutual masturbation.

Mr Ford drank half a bottle of whiskey last night and had his first blue badge experience.
Or Better known as The Blue Badge Wank

Blue Badge Wank by Dr Form November 1, 2020

blue badge barry 

Somebody who is proper special

Hes a right blue badge barry him!

blue badge barry by Shitshat warrior June 1, 2025

blue peter badge

is when you get a girl to give you a blow job whilsr humming the blue peter theme tune

get a girl to hum the blue peter theme song whilst giving you a blow job enase the phrase i got a blue peter badge last night

blue peter badge by michael carlo bonaccorsi August 4, 2008