A Bloop Job is the act of shoving your penis back and forth in between a chicks ass cheeks.
if you need an example for a Bloop Job you really need to get laid
by Da Big Kahuna April 7, 2008
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When an individual smokes a combination of marijuana and tobacco from a bong and immediately after senses the need to poop due to the gastronomical effects of smoking tobacco
Bill: yo I just ripped a fat domer and now I feels bloop poop coming.... dammit
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She started accusing him of something he didn't do and he blooped out on her right there.

He kept on and kept on until I finally blooped the fuck out and told him to go suck a dick.

Cody, don't bloop out on him over nothing bro. Wait until he starts it.
by dsgirl August 1, 2013
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The sound made on xbox when you have gotten an achievement.
Bleep bloop, there goes another achievement.
by elbone2k May 11, 2009
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derived from bloops (to poop) a bloop job is similar to a russian jackit/titty fuck except with the butt cheeks.
My girlfriend gave me an awesome bloop job last night, especially when she clenched her cheeks and firmed 'em up
by coborder April 7, 2008
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The most dumbest thing anyone can possibly say or perform. Usually refered to the act of one playing with another one's tits of the same gender. Most commonly known as to make one shit themself out of pure astonishment if used in excess. Also known as entertaing one's sick disturbing mind.

Yes you gay ho...it means to fuck with one's tits.
PERSON A: Hey Bob, what is cracking?
PERSON B: Not much. Just walking with my shirt off.
PERSON A: (bloop shlumps PERSON B and runs away laughing and pissing his pants)
PERSON B: (no longer in the situation due to one shitting themself )
by JoeyB. June 11, 2007
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