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bloop job 

derived from bloops (to poop) a bloop job is similar to a russian jackit/titty fuck except with the butt cheeks.
My girlfriend gave me an awesome bloop job last night, especially when she clenched her cheeks and firmed 'em up
bloop job by coborder April 7, 2008

Blood Job 

a term used to describe a situation in which any person involved in a blow job (or blowjob) gets a bloody nose. This term could also be applied to any situation in which blood is involved in any way with the blow job.
"This dude over here just got a blood job. Check out all of that blood on him. Let us laugh heartily together now."
Blood Job by Backseat Lover March 3, 2009

Blop Job 

A blop job is like titty fucking, but different. The biggest difference: LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION! With the titty fuck it is obvious that the move focuses on the boob area of a female, but a blop job, on the other hand, focuses on the butt cheeks. The same concept applies: squeeze together and go to town...all the while avoiding penitration of the rectal region (none of that until after marriage, otherwise Jesus gets pissed). The other key part in executing a successful blop job is the lubrication used for between the glutes: marmalade or some other fruited spread.
Winston: Bro, so I heard things got a little sticky last night with Brenda?

Buckley: Yeah, she's gunna be scrubbing grape jelly out of her butt for months after the blop job I gave her.
Blop Job by Miles B. March 11, 2009
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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