Bloomin' Onion

While giving a girl a hardy fisting you open your hand up and pull out.
Man that was the best Bloomin' Onion ever, I didn't think I would get all my fingers back out.
by Steviepq October 09, 2007
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When you shit through a strainer onto a plate forming a pretty flower of feces.
Art served up his famous bloomin' onion on T.J.'s fine china right after his trip to Chipotle providing a delicate desert for both to enjoy.
by danns March 06, 2013
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A prolapsed asshole.
Dude, I'm fucked up. I stumbled onto some porn where some chick gave herself a Bloomin' Onion! I don't think I'll ever be the same.
by Deathisabusinessman December 06, 2017
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When a prolapse anus is present and you place a small cup of dipping sauce in the center. Any sauce is acceptable but "Bloom Sauce" is the traditional favorite.
I railed her till I gave her a pink sock then realized I had a hankering for a Bloomin' Onion so I grabbed some ranch from the fridge and went to town!
by Tallahassee Tallboy August 11, 2017
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Consists of three or more dicks on chat roulette
3 or more dicks on chat roulette resembling a bloomin' onion
by cletus McFlapjack April 17, 2010
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A old womans vagina that has had at least six children
Ronnie's mom has one nasty bloomin onion
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