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Bloody shortcake

Having sex with a girl while she’s still on her period with tampon in.
She was still on her period so we made a bloody shortcake.
Bloody shortcake by Narmc July 21, 2024

Blood Shortage

A man has a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to run one at a time. A Blood Shortage occurs when you have to think logically while you have an erection. This cannot be done and the results are usually not desired.
Dude, she was hot, I had Blood Shortage...and now I'm on Valtrex.
Blood Shortage by RustyT December 17, 2004