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my bloody valentine 

The greatest dream pop band of all time. Their sheets of guitar noise will tuck you in like a blanket.
I thought I was having a hillucinatory episode, but it turned out I was merely listening to the sublime sounds of My Bloody Valentine.
my bloody valentine by Peter Parker November 13, 2003

bloody valentine 

When you give someone you love a valentine confessing your true feelings on Valentines Dayand they reject you and you feel really suicidal from recieving the bloody valentine.
Andrew: What's wrong with Cody?
Jesse: He just got a bloddy valantine. He's a wreck.
Jenny: Oh I gave out 50 bloody valentines last year, I don't see what the big deal is.
Jesse: Only you could say that.
bloody valentine by Darth_`Eowyn January 29, 2007

bloody valentine 

your bloody valentine is someone you swear up and down you’re so in love with, but the relationship has moments of toxicity or manipulation. your bloody valentine is someone who can flip a switch in an instant to become someone else, but you say you love them and they say they love you anyways. your bloody valentine is someone you just can’t seem to move on from, you say you don’t care but the thought of them with someone else tears you up.

“𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘣𝘢𝘥, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶’𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘪 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘥”

“𝘪 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘥𝘰 𝘧𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘪’𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵”

“𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘦 𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦, 𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘮 𝘪 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘴?”

“𝘣𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘺…”
he’s my bloody valentine.

My Bloody Valentine 

The fathers/mother/lesbian aunt of shoegaze music, they steadily increased in greatness until disappearing after their 1991 album "Loveless." They are due to release a new album this year, unless Kevin Shields decides it isn't too late to douche out again.
It appears I will outlive the My Bloody Valentine hiatus, after all.
My Bloody Valentine by UrbaneBill January 27, 2008

my bloody valentine 

MBV is Love.
listen to loveless. it's what it's all about. you ask why, it asks why not?
my bloody valentine by Purpl February 4, 2004

Bloody Victory 

When proceeding to have sex with a girl, even though she has warned you that she's on her period.
______

"Dude, I won my first Bloody Victory last night!"

"Nice!!"

*High five*
Bloody Victory by epilare December 7, 2010