When fireball cinnamon whiskey is poured and then lathered on your cock to be sucked
I sucked that bloody dick last night bru! Bonerific!
by Kalboy November 8, 2020
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when you cum so hard your dickhole starts to bleed and shoots red blood instead of semen
(beware it sometimes shoots so hard it hits the ceiling. will also be your most intense orgasm of all time. you will never have one like it again and it will make you miserable)
trying to recreate it tbh
Dude I had such a Bloody DickHole last night
by creameria September 24, 2020
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When you haven’t shaved in a while and you go on a sex date, you realize she doesn’t like hair and you go get a pair of scissors to cut off the pubes. You give them to her so that it can be romantic or some shit then she cuts your balls off because you made her fake her orgasm in high school.
I went on a sex date with Sherry and she told me she didn’t like hair so I brought a pair of scissors and she Bloody Public Barber me. I went to the hospital and I asked her why and she told me she faked her orgasm in high school. She ruined my life... and my balls.
by Stumanji_10 February 16, 2021
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A bitch so broke she wears the same pad for her entire cycle
Damn I fucked up and married a nasty ass poor bloody Mary. Them hoes are some Nasty poor bloody Marys
by ronin007 February 27, 2014
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Bloody Mary with way too much vodka in it.
You can see right through this barely bloody.
by K-ILL December 29, 2016
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When you do something while wearing Christian Louboutin shoes with red bottoms.
I just got a new car. I'm making bloody moves.
by nick391 March 22, 2021
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When a girl is on her period and you have sex anyways, making her orgasim so her vagina is a bloody valcano.
"Woah, you made me bloody valcano!"
angry dragon thirsty turtle unicorning
by Madi_jackal January 15, 2016
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