Blonzai 

Alchemist of produce, to make sculptures with produce

This art by blonzai is made of figs

Blonzai by anonymous November 22, 2021

bonzai sledding 

The act of backcountry sledding, during winter, in the woods, usually off trail, and often in the woods, where broken bones are common.

"Man I just went bonzai sledding with a bunch of suocers and I think I bruised my tail bone, and my pants grew a new bogina!"

"That's cool... you need a beer?"

"Yeah. Thanks."

bonzai sledding by Alpha_Tom November 12, 2008

Bonzai 

an epic battle cry

as the soldiers ran towards the enemy the shouted "BONZAI"

Bonzai by WeNeedTheOil May 17, 2016

bonzai tankbuster 

when a chick is laying spread eagle on a bed and a guy jumps on top of her and tries to get his dick inside of her as soon as he lands. the guy usually has a running start. note: it can be very painful if he misses. injury can cause internal bleeding and/or a broken penis

dude im still limping from when i missed that bonzai tankbuster i did on your sister last night

bonzai tankbuster by iamhuskie June 11, 2006

bonzai pussy

A snatch that is as thick as the jungles of Vietnam. It is no man's land. Anything goes, and every guy for himself. Enter if you dare.

I was going to fuck this bangin chick last night until she bent over and I saw her bonzai pussy. I told her to get that zoo out of my house because the animals that could live in that thing smell like my ass after a fresh shit.

bonzai pussy by Anonymous December 21, 2003

Bonzai 

Sound made when jumping from high heights. Like the Empire State Building or a tall cliff.

He just jumped off that tall building and all you heard was bonzai as he raced down the side of the building.

Bonzai by I Like Pizza Rolls November 10, 2009

Bonzai 

Defined as a mildly annoying prank, like moving someone's pencil case 3 inches to the left or putting a piece of paper labelled "Bonzai" in someone's backpack. Members can be involved in complex bonzai wars, where the two parties try to make like slightly more difficult for the other. It is frowned upon to involve a non-bonzaier in a bonzai war.

Comedic replacing a verb with 'bonzai'

*moves book to another table* Bonzai!!!

Informal/Comedic President William Henry Harrison bonzaied the USA by dying 31 days into his presidency

Bonzai by Paleosis February 15, 2018