Bavarian Blitzer

When you blow lines of coke aka snow every hour for 24 hours straight.

Where the hell have you been? You look like hell. I was on a Bavarian blitzer. I couldn’t stop.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

shit blitzer

An alcoholic drink composed of vodka, dr. pepper, vault soda, and red powerade. First created in Fort 6079.

Last night I got shit faced off shit blitzers

by Zack and Nick September 16, 2007

Wine-Blitzer

Mixing chilled white wine with a shot of everclear.

At the family brunch the moms were having wine-spritzers, but to get through that sh*t I made myself a wine-blitzer!

by EasyBakeCoven July 8, 2021

butthole blitzer

homosexual male who enjoys rough anal sex, either pitching or catching.

tony, youre such butthole blitzer, shut the fuck up already.

by my ass is fuckin hairy, man June 29, 2011

wolf blitzer

To eat something quickly.

"I'll be there right after I wolf blitzer this sandwich."

by Hans v May 7, 2010

Ball bag blitzer

Grabbing onto a set of ball bags firmly and twisting, just like a nipple cripple.

‘Man, pissed my woman off and she gave me a ball bag blitzer.’

by Nateonymous May 23, 2018

Blitzer

Blitzer means someone who will run down on someone.

That jit right there a Blitzer

by YoungBlitzxerr July 11, 2018