Bless Me

A term used when you sneeze and nobody says, "bless you," resulting in the sneezer requiring to bless themselves.

Jesse: "ACHOO!"
Everyone else: .... Silence.....
Jesse: ..... Fine. Bless me. Thanks everyone.

by Iamtired543445 May 20, 2013

Bless Me

"Bless Me" is used jokingly, or not, when asking for sexual favors from a young woman who attends a catholic or parochial school. This is referring to the hookup as a blessing to the guy.

John: Hey katie, want to come over and watch a movie?
Katie: A movie sounds good, but, seriously, you need to stop trying to get into my pants.
John: Oh, it's not your pants, but that cute little uniform I'm interested in. Bless me baby!
Katie: John, you're a pig.

by ThePseudonym22 July 26, 2009

Bless Me

As heard in the movie "House of Wax", bless me is a term used when asking for alcohol.

- Something's dead out there.
- Nah, something's dead right here, and we have to drink it back to life. Bless me, dog.

by Rose Rampage July 24, 2009

bless me

To show some one Nudes

Ayy jenna u should bless me tonight

by http.yvnge November 12, 2014

bless me

To show some one Nudes

Ayy jenna u should bless me tonight

by http.yvnge November 12, 2014

God bless me

Just say god bless me then god will bless you learn how to do it right

Every1 will say god bless me

by Itz _meh I'm a tik toker October 14, 2019

bless me a burn

Can I have a cigarette.
Give me a fag.

“Hey Callia bless me a burn”

by Goergeezraxx November 11, 2019