A bland lauren is a basic white bitch seeing how the name lauren is common white girl name
The bland lauren or basic bitch is:
1-liberal.
2-Plays the 'stop hurting me' card.
3-hits on any guy who is either;
a) in the military or
b) in a college fraternity
4- Stereotypical white bitch shit including (but not limited to):
a) starbucks
b) netflix
c) taking snaps of her bitch alcoholic drinks
5-Crashing conversations with a random picture which isn't related to the current topic AT ALL and proceeding to try to focus the chat on her.
6-Typing 'Lol' when she is offended.
7-poorly uses self deprecating humor as a defense mechanism.
8- Posting shit memes that only a small audience of people like her would enjoy.
9-thirst baits guys on snapchat to give her attention that she squanders once she opens her mouth to seem smart or "not just a pretty face" which she's not (she does a swell job with filters to hide it).
10-jumps on any bandwagon by using fake positive vibes that usually make her seem like a hypocrite about a previous point or statement she made.
11-acts like she shares similar interests with people rather than be herself.
The bland lauren or basic bitch is:
1-liberal.
2-Plays the 'stop hurting me' card.
3-hits on any guy who is either;
a) in the military or
b) in a college fraternity
4- Stereotypical white bitch shit including (but not limited to):
a) starbucks
b) netflix
c) taking snaps of her bitch alcoholic drinks
5-Crashing conversations with a random picture which isn't related to the current topic AT ALL and proceeding to try to focus the chat on her.
6-Typing 'Lol' when she is offended.
7-poorly uses self deprecating humor as a defense mechanism.
8- Posting shit memes that only a small audience of people like her would enjoy.
9-thirst baits guys on snapchat to give her attention that she squanders once she opens her mouth to seem smart or "not just a pretty face" which she's not (she does a swell job with filters to hide it).
10-jumps on any bandwagon by using fake positive vibes that usually make her seem like a hypocrite about a previous point or statement she made.
11-acts like she shares similar interests with people rather than be herself.
by Skidrow911 May 19, 2017
by papi 123456 August 31, 2017
this place is a hell hole where everyone is either back stabbing bitches or fuckboys that end up no where in life and the okay people here are just stupid for staying here and the teachers are dickheads that do nothing for kids
by yee2thehaw69 March 7, 2019
by Ivanieortiz July 19, 2017
Nakera Bland is fine as hell. She is very smart and nice. Nakera Bland will take no bullshit don't get on her bad side. She is very loyal to her friends and will turn your frown upside down
Jimmy: damn do you see the new girl
John: yeah that's Nakera Bland
Jimmy:she fine as hell
John:don't get on her bad side
John: yeah that's Nakera Bland
Jimmy:she fine as hell
John:don't get on her bad side
by Ushsjsodmlsjs November 2, 2018
Jeon Jungkook - jeon jungkook of BTS
overhyped white skin asian with bland voclas and copy cat personality
overhyped white skin asian with bland voclas and copy cat personality
jeon jungkook is bland
by shaphierk0k1k2k2001 May 11, 2021
by gordunt January 6, 2022