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when you spray lavender scented febrezze up your asshole, and take a shit.
Dude, i just had the best Black Lavender yesterday night.
by pornstar514 January 31, 2011
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Jan 23 Word of the Day
Adjective for something that definitely wasn't lame, but not quite "hot". In other words, slightly below being hot, therefore warm, like a nice pair of mittens.
"How were things at the club last night?"

"Plenty to drink, but the music was no good. I guess shit was mittens."
by 122445 May 14, 2006
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a man who is 19-20 years of age but looks 30-50 years of age and is also a creeper.
you are such a black lavender!
by uncapher25 February 10, 2012
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