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Black Dynamite 

The baddest, smoothest cat to hit the silver screen, you jive muthafuckas!

After his brother is killed, Black Dynamite uncovers a plot that goes all the way up to the President to sell tainted malt liquor that shrinks brothers' dicks.

Co-written by star Michael Jai White.
Girl #1: My mommy says my daddy's name is Black Dynamite.
Girl #2: My mommy said the same thing.
Black Dynamite: Uhhh... Hush now, girls, lots of cats have that name.
Black Dynamite by WhiteTNT July 12, 2010

Black Dynamite 

Black version of Chuck Norris. A fictional character portraited by Michael Jai White in the movie Black Dynamite.
Dude, Black Dynamite would so kick Chuck Norris' ass!
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Black Dynamite by Jezuro February 2, 2010

Black Dynamite Deduction 

Where one deduces a solution to a problem or mystery by taking one clue and bringing it to another in a long chain of paranoid connections until it leads to the conclusion. Named after the famous ''Anaconda Malt Liquor Conclusion Scene'' in Black Dynamite, where the titular character somehow realizes that Anaconda Malt liquor was the government's secret weapon after Bullhorn said "melt in your mouth", making several arbitrary connections until it led to the answer.
*Gasp* "Human being"? That word kind of sounds like "bean." Beans are legumes, "legumes" has the word "leg" in it. Ian's mom has really nice legs, and Ian's mom is so old she's practically dead, which can only mean one thing! Oh my Bieber! YOU'RE BECOMING A ZOMBIE!
--Anthony Padilla from Smosh using Black Dynamite Deduction to deduce that Ian Hecox is becoming a zombie

But Black Dynamite!

An exclamation made in protest when a friend or colleague states they intend to do something that would screw you over.

Taken from the Blaxploitation spoof movie, Black Dynamite.
I'm declaring war, on anyone who sells drugs in our community.
BUT BLACK DYNAMITE! I sell drugs to the community!

Hey Craig, I need to take the car to get to work tonight, I've got a late shift.
But Black Dynamite! I was gonna take Carlie out on a date!
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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