This is someone who has a unearthly ninjaness in beer pong mastery. these individuals have the ability to fingerblast your girlfriend while still maintaining a p.h.d. in beer pong. a true m-f 'ing beer pong champion never bounces, because bouncing is for bitches. if you encounter a BBBP they will turn your tiny joke of a weiner into a mangina.
" You were supposed to get married yesterday, i heard you didn't show up?"
" i know, we ran into a black belt in beer pong and i woke up in a bathtub with my dick hanging out and a helmet on
"thats crazy dude"
"it gets better, i also stole my girls cat and took a dump in her microwave.. im not hanging out with those guys ever again"
" i know, we ran into a black belt in beer pong and i woke up in a bathtub with my dick hanging out and a helmet on
"thats crazy dude"
"it gets better, i also stole my girls cat and took a dump in her microwave.. im not hanging out with those guys ever again"
by 2 guys 1 cup April 9, 2010
Damn man, she was wearing her white girl black belt. She didn't even gag as her chin touched my ball.
by Justfor laughs August 26, 2017
"Have a black belt under the Nogueira brothers" is a phrase used when something is being handed to somebody for free or when you recieve something you haven't earned. For example a toy in Happy Meal.
Yes, I bought this car. I won a lottery yesterday so I got myself a black belt under the Nogueira brothers. (have a black belt under the Nogueira brothers)
by magnum_opu5 September 24, 2018
by bedheadx October 23, 2007
by BlackBeltMaster December 9, 2020
Someone who has years of driving experience and has never had a car accident. Very experienced driver.
Driving a bus or semi truck makes you a double black belt driver because those take skill to drive.
Driving a bus or semi truck makes you a double black belt driver because those take skill to drive.
Did you see how that guy avoided that car accident so quickly?! He’s totally a black belt driver!!
This blizzard is impossible to drive in, only a black belt driver can do it safely!
This blizzard is impossible to drive in, only a black belt driver can do it safely!
by Pipperoo October 14, 2017
When you finally become a black belt you graduated the entry exam to practice the real stuff so now your martial arts gi like karate gi will go up in color too like black belt did. The top gi is your upper body level ranking and the bottom pants gi is for your waist down power ranking and mastery. Red being the highest ranking. Bright deep blood red , to signify how deadly you are that all enemies will beware of you. It’s above black belt color etc. red is the color of Gods.
by Megasus Thrist Jesus Christ June 9, 2022