bjornson

An obese person who displays sloth, gluttony, and greed. They are fans of McDonald's, Big Gulps, naps, and gift money. Derived from the last name Bjornson, which means son of bear in Norweigan.

Tim is such a bjornson, because he ate pizza while everyone else worked.

by Sam_R_I March 4, 2008

Hafthor Bjornsson

Hafthor "The Mountain" Bjornsson is 7-foot Icelandic giant known best for winning World's Strongest Man 2018 and being the world record holder in the deadlift at 501 kilograms, though he has won dozens of major strongman competitions over the past decade, including Europe's Strongest Man, The Arnold Strongman Classic, and Iceland's Strongest Man. He's also taken up a career on Twitch as of recent, earning him another title as "The World's Strongest Gamer". Hafthor Bjornsson also has a notable feud with the World's Saltiest Man, Eddie Hall, who he plans to pummel in the ring in 2021.

Hafthor Bjornsson is the deadlift king.
Bro, Hafthor just did 501 kg, Eddie must be so salty right now.

by Big Man Gordon May 7, 2020

Bjørnson

When you do a "Bjørnson", you fuck your exchange student.
Can also be reversed, called a reverse Bjørnson, its when you're the exchange student and fuck someone from the country you're visiting.

Hey, i managed to do a Bjørnson, she was such a baddie.
This trip was insane, I did a reverse Bjørnson

by Dudleifskivebom May 4, 2022