The true image of a man.
He will fight anyone, even a small child, if they disrespect his friends. Can be very intimidating, but also as soft as a Teddy bear, once you get to know him. Definitely a good friend to have around, 10/10, will definitely help you get that one stupid jar on top of the highest shelf.
He will fight anyone, even a small child, if they disrespect his friends. Can be very intimidating, but also as soft as a Teddy bear, once you get to know him. Definitely a good friend to have around, 10/10, will definitely help you get that one stupid jar on top of the highest shelf.
"Hey, have you seen Björn?"
"I saw him throwing a human shaped garbage bag into the river earlier this morning. I didn't ask any questions."
"I saw him throwing a human shaped garbage bag into the river earlier this morning. I didn't ask any questions."
by Pterisactylus January 15, 2020
Deriving from swedish and islandic, the Name Björn originally meant 'bear'.
Nowadays it's often used as a synonym for a horny gentlemen, meaning someone who will keep his and your secrets, be truly loyal, honest, caring and a really good lover.
Nowadays it's often used as a synonym for a horny gentlemen, meaning someone who will keep his and your secrets, be truly loyal, honest, caring and a really good lover.
OMG! Björn boned me all night with his huge cock until we had to stop because the neighbours complained about the noise.
by mirwell June 13, 2013
by pwncopter January 15, 2013
The manliest man on earth, he is sweet, attractive, strong.
In short he is the god of this earth.
IF YOU EVER TRY TO BE AS MANLY AS BJÖRN, GIVE UP NOW ELSE THERE WILL BE NO TURNING BACK AND HE HAS NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO CRUSH YOUR MISERABLE LITTLE SKULL WITH HIS MUSCULAR HANDS
In short he is the god of this earth.
IF YOU EVER TRY TO BE AS MANLY AS BJÖRN, GIVE UP NOW ELSE THERE WILL BE NO TURNING BACK AND HE HAS NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO CRUSH YOUR MISERABLE LITTLE SKULL WITH HIS MUSCULAR HANDS
by BjörnAanbidder February 21, 2019
Ein sehr Stinkender Mensch.
Meistens Schlafen Björns um die 15 Stunden am Tag und waschen sich nicht.
Wiegen 20000 tonnen und kacken den ganzen Tag nur.
Meistens Schlafen Björns um die 15 Stunden am Tag und waschen sich nicht.
Wiegen 20000 tonnen und kacken den ganzen Tag nur.
by BjörnMc24 September 01, 2020
A sexy ass motherfucker with luscious hair. Usually pretty good with music and exceptionally talented in most fields. Could by nature eat you alive, but that’s okay. Getting björned by a Björn is a good way out. The name Björn translates to “bear”.
by Big_man_69_420 November 21, 2021