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bitch vision 

Like tunnel vision, except for bitches. Typically only affects whipped betas or normal dudes with little experience. They prioritize the opposite sex over shit they shouldn't, like debts owed and promises made to bros.
"Yo, I tried hitting up dan for my money for the third time, and on his snap story he's at the festival with his bitch?"
"You know dan has bitch vision, right? It's his first hot girlfriend."
bitch vision by K. Soul July 20, 2018
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Bitch Vision 

Bitch vision is when a stripper or a sex worker takes drugs like acid that make them a bit loopy before doing what they’re supposed to at their work place
“I hope you don’t mind but I have major bitch vision right now!”
Bitch Vision by Wrinkle The Pig April 19, 2023
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