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bitch run 

When there is a person that you have some reason for not liking. And, you are talking to a friend and start going on about this person by saying mean things about them.
Mac: Are you going on a bitch run about Sara?
Codie: Why, yes I am. I hate her.
Mac: I can tell by all the things you say!
Codie: Damn right
bitch run by kycowgirl September 18, 2006

bitch run 

Instead of the above definition, should this not be: "running like the bitch that you are", best said to a man as a derogatory insult? (but also versatile and useful in insulting a female, should you wish to).

Definition: a noun describing the act of running like a bitch, where bitch is probably better spelt biatch. Derogatory insult to a man, insinuating that he is better classified as a bitch than a proper man, or of course it could equally be an insult to a woman, since most women do not like to be called a bitch (or biatch), quite understadably.
That was such a bitch run.
bitch run by Joe19 July 24, 2007

Run bitch run! 

Originates from the interview scene with fictional character Shorty Meeks in Scary Movie.

In the era of internet memes, this is sometimes used in:

1. Video game footages, where you have no chance versus the approaching opponent or vice versa.

2. Any movie or video game scene, where a character attempts to bail (run for his life).
Shorty: I'm on T.V. Oh shit, first "Cops" now this. I'm gonna be a star, son!

Gail Hailstorm (Reporter): So how close were you to the victim?

Shorty: Oh real close. Right 'til the roofies wore and she woke up. Then she was all talkin' 'bout pressing charges so I just pulled my tongue outta her ass and left.

Gail Hailstorm (Reporter): If you could have spoken to her before she died, what would your last words to her have been?

Shorty: Run bitch run!

Bitch and Run 

When somebody barrages you with whinings and bitchings of their lives (when usually they lead charmed existences) through IM, phone, in person(if they literally run), usually leaving you very sick and tired of said person and ready to bite their heads off, when they suddenly find an excuse to leave or they just leave, not allowing you to use the witty rebuttal you've had building up inside you.
Rich Bitch: Holy crap, my dad won't buy me a Porshe, he's getting me a BMW instead. FML! Why doesn't anyone love me? My boyfriend only buys me jewelry once a month! I only have an A- in all my classes! My dad lowered my allowance to 100 bucks a week! I should kill myself and... Oh snap, gotta go.

Normal Person: God damn it! I wanted to tell her how much of a bitch she is. Guess its just another Bitch and Run...
Bitch and Run by pissedoffdude123 November 27, 2009

better run bitch

When you have to run as fast as you can from someone who is going to kick your ass
1. "Hey I fucked your girlfriend yesterday." "Brb!" "What?" " Better Run Bitch!!!"
better run bitch by Sorry mate August 24, 2015

Bitch and Run 

Similar to the baseball play Hit and Run, but where someone, generally a female, hits you with every emotional and physical problem, whines, bitches, etc. and expects full sympathy, but doesn't listen to what anyone else has to say or how stupid she sounds, and runs away before anyone else can speak, generally to the next group of friends.

A large problem indeed.
Jenny: Fuck my life, john says i complain too much, like I hate everything right now, not even funny. Like my tits are flat, i'm fat, daddy says I can't get his Mercedes, I don't get paid enough(etc.)

Mike: But y..*Jenny runs off*

Chris: talk about bitch and run, legit john needs to be done with her.
Bitch and Run by Vekkk August 11, 2011
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