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bitch friend 

In all actuallity, a contradictory term because of the difficulty of having a friend like this. But it is a prior friend who has recently got a girlfriend or fuck friend and ditches you and your old friends to have sex with his prospective partner, who he believes will be with forever... loser. In all honestly, we all potentially have these in different degrees as we all know, sex is awesome and in our attempts to both combine sex with our good friends we finally determine it is an impossibility. Basically experience with these succupuses or succubuses will bring us all back to reality.
Bitch friends come to light around the end of high school and throughout college
bitch friend by Caladonia February 8, 2008
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That bitch friend 

That Bitch Friend are one of the most caring but the one who will absolutely kill you with words of hate
Friend: “ Sometimes so and so can be so mean”

Friend #2: “ Oh that’s because she’s [that bitch friend”
That bitch friend by Zera123 January 2, 2019

friend bitch

a girls friend who is extremely obnoxious and cock blocks all night. aka the female version of a cock-blocker.
"I can't get no pussy because of that friend bitch"
friend bitch by soopachick April 22, 2010

bitch best friend 

The one bitch that will have your back no matter what. The one who will bet someone up if they break or hurt you. That one person that loves you but can be a ass sometimes
My bitch best friend is the one that is not gonna let you go if you break my heart

bitchy friend 

one of those friends of yours that when around you they act like ya'll are best friends. when not around you they ignore you, one word you, talk shit, don't give a fuck about the friendship, but still call you their best friend.
godddd she is such a bitchy friend to her, why do they even still call each other friends.
bitchy friend by woahdog August 19, 2009

Bitch Fried rice 

Used when trying attempting to
diss someone, sometimes used as a
catch phrase.
I just called you a fat ho.
BITCH FRIED RICE!
Bitch Fried rice by Tessserr October 29, 2007

friendly bitch 

a female who is always messing with a boy that isn't hers.
That friendly bitch always messing with my mans
friendly bitch by kite34 November 7, 2017
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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