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Bitch Britches 

Prison term used to define the way homosexual inmates wear their boxer shorts; they wear them backwards for easy access.
Officer notices that inmate exits the shower area with his boxers on backwards, indicating that there has been some recent homosexual activity or such is imminent involving the inmate. Inmate is wearing his bitch britches to advertise he's open for business.
Bitch Britches by Sweetbabycorn September 18, 2008
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bitch britches 

a sly way to insinuate someone's bitchy nature.
OMG, Giuliana totally pulled on the bitch britches today!

UGH, look at that Michelle with her big green bitch britches all up in her donk!

Bitcheses (bitch-e-ses) 

More than 2 bitches.

Bitcheses is a term of endearment for a male to use in reference to people in his life, especially those close to him, most likely his party posse. The term is not gender specific.

Bitcheses can also be used in emotional outbursts when emphasis is required.
Melanie is a bitch.
Melanie and Cathy are bitches.
Melanie, Cathy, Delena and Katie are bitcheses (bitch-e-ses).

Nascar fan happy with his driver's performance: "Ford Power, bitcheses (bitch-e-ses)!!"

bitches bitch 

A low life male with the lowest of confidence in the male kingom. His confidence is so low that he's able to become the bitch of a beta male.
Jones is such a pussy, he will kiss ass to get anything he wants. Thats a real bitches bitch.
bitches bitch by BossMan March 9, 2015

eight bitches on a bitch boat 

The way that one of the frat aliens from Aqua Teen Hunger Force describes the pain that he went through to get a tatoo on his lung.
"Yeah my dad said he'd kill me if I didn't get it done. I had to get wasted to do it cause it hurt like eight bitches on a bitch boat"

"It was as cold as eight bitches on a bitch boat"

Twelve Bitches in a Bitch Boat 

As used in 'Aqua Teen Hunger Force' it describes a feeling of extreme pain or discomfort.
"It hurt like twelve bitches in a bitch boat!' or "After that party I felt like twelve bitches in a bitch boat..."

Bitches in a Bitch Boat 

Used to example a certain extremity of pain or suprise. Usually used with a number, commonly 2-10, depending on how painful / suprising the occurrence was.
Examples; "I got a tattoo on my lung, and I had to get wasted 'cause it hurt like 8 bitches in a bitch boat!"

"Then Joe came right on Bob's face! Man, that was as suprising as a bitch in a bitch boat!"