Singer of the band The Mars Volta as well as past band At The Drive-In. Mexican, Crisp Blue Eyes, Back Afro Styled Hair, with a mixture of salsa and spasmic dancing. High pitched singing and a various amount of moans and yells represnted by the labyrinth of a story/lyrics written by this man.
"Do you know who Cedric Bixler Zavala is?"
"Yes! THE MOST AMAZING SINGER AND SONG WRITER EVER?"
"You forgot something."
"What..?"
"HE'S INCREDIBLY HANDSOME!"
An attorney who derives sadistic pleasure from billing his client, slowly but methodically, to within an inch of financial death, usually in 6 minute increments.
Business Man 1: .2 open new file. .2 review new file document. .2 draft email to new client confirming receipt of new file document. .2 review and revise email to new client confirming receipt of new file document. .2 send email to new client confirming receipt of new file documents.
Business Man 2: What on earth are you reading?
Business Man 1: My legal bill. I hired a fucking serial biller!
The sexiest girl alive She has the body sculpted
by the gods
her ass makes you cum in your
pants as soon as u see her
you fall in love with her
in seconds
she tells it how it is and
doesn't wanna deal with anybodies
shit SHE IS PERFECT
I LOVE HER