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birkin bag 

Large expensive travel bag, (famously produced by Hermes) which is too ugly to cost as much as it does.
Oprah cancelled her birkin bag order from Hermes. Ah, la French.
birkin bag by lbell July 18, 2005

Birkin Bag 

The Birkin bag is a bag created by the luxurious french fashion brand, Hermes> The bag was created in 1981 for the English actress Jane Birkin. It has a long waiting list and currently they are not taking any more names for the list. It's starting price is around 7500 USD, and goes into the 100,00 USD range depending on the leather and hardware. The price is very high as a single bag can take up to 48 hours to create by a single artisan. Everything on the bag is hand done including the classic saddle stitch. It is often seen carried by wealthy socialites and celebrities.
Look, there goes Lindsay Lohan carrying her Blue-Jean Birkin bag!
Birkin Bag by 10beechm October 18, 2008

birkin bag 

Ugly bag for snobby rich idiots that have nothing better to do with their money than spend thousands of dollars on a bag because it's "handmade" and has a "history."
Look at that ugly ass Birkin bag. You can find nicer shit at Wal Mart.
birkin bag by Jasee October 22, 2006

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026