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When someones logic is so fucking absurd that you cannot comprehend how their thinking works.
Originally a Norwegian word (Fuglehår) translated to English.
Damn, they gave me a list of rules to follow. I can't understand those rules, those are pretty bird hair.
Bird Hair by CrustySock69 July 7, 2018

My hair is a bird 

A synonym for the phrase, "Your argument is invalid."
Tom: You're a bad friend.

Nicolas: My hair is a bird.

Tom: Nevermind. My argument is invalid.

the hairy bird 

The thing that's used to jab at the bearded clam.
the hairy bird by hahaaa June 28, 2003

the hairy bird 

1) Like Wow, This is bad.

2) An awesomely awesome movie set in the 60s. Inventor of increadible sayings such as "None of your flopsy bunnies" and "up your ziggy with a wa-wa brush".

3) a bird that is hairy (Oh, like you couldn't figue that one out yourself!)
Example 1#

Sally: Have you seen The Hairy Bird?
Jane: Up your ziggy with a wa-wa brush!

Example 2#

This really eats the hairy bird.
the hairy bird by Annariia March 15, 2008

hairy bird

like midnight bird hairy bird comes out every 4 hours 24/7
all the little day birds go tweet tweet tweet, hairy bird goes slap, slap, slap, slap. all the little day birds like eat ,eat, eat, hairy bird likes slap, slap, slap....

( trying to keep this one clean )
hairy bird by itichie_nocanpo June 23, 2006

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026