billy blanks 

A man whose created many work out videos including: Taebo, Boot Camp, and The Billy Blanks Workout Guide for Men Who Have an Extremely Small Penis. He thinks he's really cool cause he used to have a block cut. He is challenged often by fitness celebrity John Basedow who combats Billy by rubbing his abs. In all Billy Blanks is a big faggot and his love for fitness is only exceeded by his love for another man's cock in his ass.

"I'm a really big faggot" - Billy Blanks

billy blanks by Ralph Wiggum March 16, 2005

billy blanks 

someone who can't ejaculate because of lack of semen but still achieves the same sexual sensation.
it derives from the sexual term "shooting blanks".

i banged that chick all week. every chance we got. now she calls me billy blanks.

billy blanks by x June 11, 2006

billy blanks 

A man whose created many work out videos including: Taebo, Boot Camp, and The Billy Blanks Workout Guide for Men Who Have an Extremely Small Penises. He thinks he's really cool cause he used to have a block cut. He is challenged often by fitness celebrity John Basedow who combats Billy by rubbing his abs. In all Billy Blanks is a big faggot and his love for fitness is only exceeded by his love for another man's cock in his ass.

"I'm really gay" - Billy Blanks

billy blanks by Ralph Wiggum June 11, 2006