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Billie Eilish's Farts 

The smelliest, gentlest, cutest most perfect farts that have ever graced the nasal cavities of a member of the human race. Let alone the most powerful farts ever created since the resurrection of Jesus Christ.

It has been said they hold mystical qualities / properties. Including but not limited to, being able to cure cancer, blindness, and terminal disease.
I was just at a Billie Eilish concert the other day. I scored backstage passes, and when walking by her dressing room, I caught a whiff of rotten sulfur egg, and sour cream beans and cheese, and I knew I'd just inhaled Billie Eilish's Farts.
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billie eilish stan

a billie eilish stan is someone who is in love with the songs: coap, wiwo, ilomilo, 8, etc..
billie eilish stans, will do anything for their bae (billie) and if anyone says anything bad about her they will go for them.
someone: “billie eilish is overrated”

billie eilish stan: “BILLIE STAN AMRY, GET THEM”
billie eilish stan by billiemybae November 22, 2019

Billie Eilish Stans or eyelashes 

These are the people who stan billie for her humor /personality,or the people who knows her unreleased songs, the fans can be very toxic but nice.People understimate them because they don't argue in the comments but rather in the dms ...they are like the Barbz but more low-key with they're tactics..the ages of the fans are very diverse..
The Billie Eilish Stans also support Ariana,and BTS .
If someone says "Billie eilish is ugly, overrated, talentless and whispers"
The Billie Eilish stans or Eyelashes will show proof of she not whispering which is in half of her songs and the amount of success she gained .They will also describe how ugly,talentless the haters are say the phrase"Ugly, dumbass looking b*tch or go trip over a knife"and they will bully you on twitter,tiktok,Instagram but more than likely privately because they don't want to give Billie a bad image.
The Billie Eilish stans should not be underestimated

Billie Eilish Syndrome 

Also known as fake depression, this is when teenage white girls listen to Billie Eilish, pretend to have anxiety, and diagnose themselves with mental illnesses. They pretend to have mental breakdowns and then dye their hair purple and get bangs.
Man who has been through divorce, alcoholism, abuse, and poverty: Hey what's up kid?

Girl with Billie Eilish syndrome: you wouldnt understand. you dont know my pain