billie eilish

damn, your sad? listen to her music.
your happy? listen to her music.
depressed? you guessed it, listen to her music.
bad mood? click off of urban dictionary, click on spotify and search billie eilish and click play
trust me and listen to her,

myself to myself
"aww man I failed all my tests, my dog died, my boyfriend broke up with me, and taco Bell is closed"
random voice
"go to spotify and listen to Billie eilish, listen to idk, "hostage","youshouldseemeinacrown", "lovely", doesn't matter"
me to random voice
"uhhh, okay?"
15 min later
me to me
"who ever that was, they were right"

by whoknows?? November 27, 2018

billie eilish

a word for bad music

my friend: you like the music
me: nah its billie eilish

by nig nug 420 September 13, 2019

billie eilish

A really cute and hot girl who really knows how to sing

Damn billie eilish is so hot I think she's the best singer ever

by cloudyhead May 19, 2020

billie eilish

the most caring, beautiful, kind and talented human being to ever exist. she cares a lot about her fans and would literally give anything and everything just to see them happy. u should respect the beautiful human she is. he soul is so bright. if u stan billie eilish, u stan the right person, periodt.

- do u know billie eilish?
- sure, the most precious human down on earth

by mafs June 19, 2020

billie eilish

a 17 year old best known for peeing in cups with her boobs made of metal. eilish is also known for being a "fucking king". she changes her hair color every week because she is pissed that the blue that her hair once was, will be in her hair permanently. eilish is also known for making straight girls gay, and gay girls fall in love.

i love billie eilish AND her metal boobs.

by emotional.edna May 18, 2019

billie eilish

she makes songs for girls who think they're psychopaths and capable of murder when in reality they're too scared to ask for more
ketchup packets.

mia mc’emo: can you ask for more ketchup packets,

her boyfriend: i bet you listen to billie eilish

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! August 19, 2023

billie eilish

littlebqdybigheqrt is married to billie eilish

someone: littlebqdybigheqrt are u married ?
littlebqdybigheqrt: oh yes
someone: to who?
littlebqdybigheqrt: billie eilish

by littlebqdybigheqrt July 18, 2021