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Bike Pikey 

Bike Pikey
A Bike Pikey is someone that is unwilling or unable to own bike components of any significant value. Usually due to a lack of understanding or appreciation of the actual mechanistic or engineering properties inherent in most expensive items.

Bike Pikey's often feel it necessary to criticise those who can either afford or appreciate expensive, top-end components.

"Why bother £40 FOR GEAR CABLE ooh they have shiny metal bits wow and there's even a German link and they make drastic improvements!"

- Example of a Bike Pikey whining.
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Bike Pikey 

A Bike Pikey is someone that is unwilling or unable to own bike components of any significant value. Usually due to a lack of understanding or appreciation of the actual mechanistic or engineering properties inherent in most expensive items.

Bike Pikey's often feel it necessary to criticise those who can either afford or appreciate expensive, top-end components.
"Why bother £40 FOR GEAR CABLE ooh they have shiny metal bits wow and there's even a German link and they make drastic improvements!"

- Example of a Bike Pikey whining.
Bike Pikey by Another Anon July 16, 2008

Bike Pikey 

A Bike Pikey is someone that is unwilling or unable to own bike components of any significant value. Usually due to a lack of understanding or appreciation of the actual mechanistic or engineering properties inherent in most expensive items.

Bike Pikey's often feel it necessary to criticise those who can either afford or appreciate expensive, top-end components.
"Why bother £40 FOR GEAR CABLE ooh they have shiny metal bits wow and there's even a German link and they make drastic improvements!"

- Example of a Bike Pikey whining.
Bike Pikey by Another Anon July 16, 2008

pike bike 

A girl who has sex with three or more Pike brothers in the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity.
That girl is a pike bike everyone in the frat gets a ride. That girl got biked, that was the third guy in Pike that she had sex with.
pike bike by qwerty97180 August 2, 2011

Pike-on-a-bike 

(Pikey)
A pikey travelling by bike, often seen outside convenience stores, blocking pavements and generally making the place look a mess.
Pike-on-a-bike by Dave Paulis October 6, 2003
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026