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Big Meat Alliance

An alliance of large meat individuals. The group is comprised of Turkey, Colly, Slappy, Retard Dave and Indentured Servent Mike. Turkey lurks in the shadows and is low key the best. Slappy is the newest bma and loves to boast about his skill while turkey gets the job done. Colly and Retard Dave created this alliance many years ago and dislike slappy with a passion. And mike is a dirty hispanic.
I wish i was in the big meat alliance!

BIG MEAT JIMMY 

He has the biggest cock on the planet and is only 14. He has had sex with 331 different women, and has probably fucked your mom. He wants to be a train conductor when he grows up so he can keep running trains on these hoes.
BTI: dude I think Big Meat Jimmy is coming to my house
Zeyy: oh no hes gonna fuck your mom just like he fucked my mom
BTI: 😥
BIG MEAT JIMMY by LavaPancakes December 18, 2019

Big meat willy 

When you're packing big meat in the trousers.
See that girl over there? She wants to feel on my big meat willy.

big meat spence

A dominant Dominican male who 100% filling some sort of a hole tonight, most likely a woman’s.
That stripper is in trouble, after 30 minutes of Big Meat Spence she may or may not be able to walk tomorrow.
big meat spence by Codenamejason December 22, 2021

Big meat Pete 

Originating from thezionshow on tiktok, Big meat Pete is a prison rapist. He notoriously loves meat loaf. If you take the last slice of meat loaf in prison he will make you take his "meat loaf" (penis) as well.
New inmate: "damn this meat loaf good"
Old timer: "you took the last slice? That was supposed to be big meat Pete's slice."
New inmate: "I don't care about no big meat Pete"
Big meat Pete: "aye cuh that's my meat loaf that's okay there's more where that came from"
Big meat Pete by MIKAEL777 December 6, 2021

Little-Big Meat 

When you have a small penis when flacid and large penis when it becomes erect
Yo homie I got little-big meat
Little-Big Meat by J-reezy May 17, 2018