Mommy, daddy, look at me
I went to school and I got a degree
All my friends call it "the big D"
I went to school and I got the big D
I got the big D
I got the big D
I got the big D
I went to school and I got the big D

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by penderi July 29, 2021
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The capital letter of 'd', usually used as a nickname for someone with a name starting with d and also has a relatively large penis.
person 1: 'did you see the big D last night'
person 2: 'yeah, i wish my penis was the size of his!'
person 1: 'it is relatively large, it took up all the room in his pants'
by flibertylip September 3, 2015
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I'm goin' through the Big D and I don't mean Dallas.
-- Mark Chesnutt, "Goin' Through the Big D"
by LudwigVan December 19, 2003
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Zach: "Aye Big D you coming light up a blunt with us tonight?"

Andre: "Na man i'm gonna get a blowjob from amanda tonight.
by bayou blunt July 21, 2009
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the nickname of a man so great that Chuck Norris cries when he thinks about this man. He is god's only fear and the devil's worst nightmare. Do not insult this man or he will destroy your life. He live in a small town in the richest province of Canada and is very notorious all across town. A longer version of his name would be Notorious Big D. He has had sex with more women then most men at the age of 20 and dated more women then any man. Gay men dream about licking Big D's toes. Women dream about licking Big D's big d.
He is very dangerous.
"dylan is now paralyzed with no fingers and is deaf now. its horrible!"
"what the hell happened?!"
"he insulted Big D"
"... oh god. Thats worse then being dead!"


Three guys from school kept on bullying steve. Steve asked Big D for help. Those three guys moved to Russia. Then died in their sleep. The cause is unknown, scientists believed they were dreaming of Big D.
by Poprock Bitch. April 14, 2009
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This person is a guy who tends to look after others and is always laughing and making other people laugh. He is a bigger boss than Rick Ross. Even though they call him Big D, it doesn't mean he has one, but everyone still calls him that. He is sauve, smooth, and a ladies man. Likes to drink. Big D only takes his liquor straight like a real man.
Guy 1: what do you want to drink?
Guy 2: what would Big D drink?

Guy 1: a straight bottle of ever clear with ice on the side
by Brownboy123 March 5, 2015
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1) name for Dallas, Detroit, or Denver
2) Diarrea
3) Divorce
4) Self proclaimed "crazy redneck" from North Carolina who entertains many people with his stories, songs, and motivational speeches. He has a long beard, frequently wears a bandanna and sunglasses, and known for his trademark catchphrase "hey mullyfucker"
1) I'm rolling into Big D tonight. Pick me up at the bus station and be ready to party
2) Eating all that buffet food gave me an attack of the Big D
3) Chuck and his wife have been having problems for a long time. Rumor has it the Big D might be in the near future.
4) Big D the crazy redneck is an inspirational role model. HEY MULLYFUCKER HEY!
by Prince_Of_Kingston November 20, 2013
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