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biftec

A slang term used to describe a male that is being mean, annoying, or exhibiting generally unlikeable qualities. Often used to mean "jerk". You use it to describe a male friend who is being temporarily annoying. Offensive to say to strangers. It originated as a lyric from the long island girl band Siamese Fountain, and gradually became common among their fans.
John was supposed to call us after the science fair, but he didn't. What a biftec!

Did you see his outfit today? He's wearing red stripes and green plaid, I told him it didnt match. He looks like such a biftec.
by Moult Eclipse Alt LD July 15, 2005
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Fecal Bifeciation

The act of voiding feces from the bowels, returing as much of the expunged feces as possible back to the bowels, and then defecating the freshly installed feces back out of the bowels. Note that the second release of feces is much more septic than the first.
I had nowhere to hide my dog's shit, so I made it fecal bifeciate the load.
by EGM September 4, 2003
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Fecal Bifeciation

The act of defecating onto any clean surface, and then returning the feces back into the bowels. Then, the act of shitting it back out. Can be repeated as necessary.
Today, I shit in class, and had to use fecal bifeciation to hide the evidence.
by BC September 3, 2003
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bifecta

When you expect three good things to happen, but only two actually occur
My third beer was terrible, so it was only a bifecta
by mdhare May 8, 2013
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biotechnology

The use of living organisms or the products of living organisms for human benefit to make a product or solve a problem.
Friend 1: I went to Biotechnology High School!
Friend 2: Nerd.
by cms19 May 15, 2011
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bifter buzz

When you take 2 pulls of a 'bifter' in quick succession and you go all dizzy and and it basically feels like you are getting high from the cigarette. Excited, hyped, tingly feeling throughout the body.
Boy 1: 'arr lad, take 2 pulls quick and you go on biffter buzz and you go fucking dizzy'

Boy 2: 'i feel dizzy lad, I must be on bifter buzz'
by bifterbuzzm8 December 18, 2010
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Biotechnology

The use of living organisms and the products of living organisms for human benefit to make a product or solve a problem.
Friend 1: You go to BTHS?

Friend 2: Yeah, I go to Biotechnology High School. All we do there is transformations and play ping pong in the MPR.
by ccccchel June 7, 2011
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