Betty Cocker

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The act of receiving head while eating a piece of cake

Sorry, Mary. We only serve cake and cock here, and I'm eating the last piece of cake. Give me a Betty Cocker, bitch.

Betty Cocker by Jabakov58 November 25, 2011

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Betty Cocker

When a man dips his cock in cake batter and proceeds to have intercourse.

i gave my girlfriend a funfetti "Betty Cocker"

Betty Cocker by J-Stoned69 August 3, 2011

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Betty Cocker

When you’re doing a chick from behind and shove her face in a cake(preferably chocolate) and she eats the cake while face shoved in, then jizz all over her cake ridden face.

My lady said she wanted dessert so I gave her a Betty Cocker.

Betty Cocker by Nutso March 25, 2021

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Betty cocker

It is either cake or cock and we are all out of cake!

This is a Betty cocker type of situation.

Betty cocker by Chienne pierre May 12, 2023

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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