When you shit and you squeeze so hard that you become tired and therefore have to remove the remaining shit with your hands like you're berry picking. When you're done you take a good view, smell your art and post a pic on instagram.

Jeff:"dude you wann go shoot some hoops?

Framp:"nah man today i went berry picking and im exhausted"

Berry picking by gabzi99 May 5, 2015

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Berry Picking

When an older man prays on a younger woemn, usually a younger teenager. The young woman most likely has small breats, is relatively innocent looking, and is almost always a virgin.

Old Man 1: "So I went Berry Picking last night.
Old Man 2: "How'd it go?"
Old Man 1: "She was 14, and damn were those berries good!"

Berry Picking by Danger Crawford August 18, 2008

Berry picking

Berry picking is a term for the sexual activity of picking dingle berries from one another.

Hey jim me and my girlfriend went berry picking last night.

Berry picking by Mrbot November 23, 2025

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Berry-picking

A Scandinavian idiom meaning to talk about something you lack the knowledge of.

"You know when Isaac talks about Computer Science so snobbily?"
"Yeah, but he's just going out berry-picking."

Berry-picking by MLoser April 3, 2026

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Berry pickin’

When you get a rimjob and your partner eats your dingleberries off of your ass hair

“Yea dude she was berry pickin’ last night and it hurt”

Berry pickin’ by Tony Two Tits October 16, 2026

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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